There is nothing that is not wrong with my cat
Today's fun game is: guess what's wrong with my cat now? First, I'll list all the current things that are wrong with him (which I shall just restrict to medical issues; I reckon the psychological ones...
View ArticleAre the IMF stupid?
The IMF have revised down growth forecasts for the UK for next year based, apparently, on the recent emergency budget and the threat of austerity measures stifling the domestic economy. This is the...
View ArticleDeptford. Schools. Crime. Government policy.
I'm not the first person to mention this, but when Michael Gove wants to restrict headteachers' pay to that of the Prime Minister, are we also going to be giving headteachers two free houses (one a...
View ArticleI need a husband
I do. And then I need to burst forth with children. This isn't a desperate plea, this is just what everything seems to be pointing to. You don't count if you're single. Politicians are only interested...
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Pet ownership
When my cat gets ill, which he does with alarming regularity, I am generally met with two responses: sympathy, or people wanting to know why I don't just hand him 'back' (where?), or even have him put...
View ArticleElgar has cancer
On top of everything else, Elgar has now been diagnosed with lymphoma. During the thyroid removal operation on Friday they found a lymph node that was grossly swollen; the vet removed it, sent it to...
View ArticleElgar finally catches a break
I took the cat to the vet this morning, suspicious at the lack of vomiting and astounded by his liveliness - since his operation (just a week ago, let's remember) he's chased a squirrel, flown...
View ArticleDear Department for Education
In a story about the Premier League proposing to set up 'free schools' where the curriculum is based around sport:'A spokeswoman for the Department for Education said: "We want every child to have a...
View ArticleThis post is totally going where you think it's going*
Last night, on the train home, the guy sat in the seat behind touched my head and, when I turned round, said "So how's it been going?".I'm not brilliant when it comes to remembering faces. And flitting...
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I haven't read Get Fuzzy in something like a year
And that officially makes me an idiot. Get Fuzzy is great. (Click to biggify.)
View ArticleStupid question
Just seen on BBC News 24Reporter in Pakistan: 'we spoke to people who have queued for two hours in torrential rain to collect a tent and they say they feel lucky. And indeed they are... millions are...
View ArticleBear advice
Last year, in Paris, I picked up some soft toys in Galleries Lafayette for the children of my acquaintance. Finger puppets went on their merry way to Australia, while an orangey-pink squishy non-furry...
View ArticleThings that have made me laugh heartily in the last 24 hours
One-liners on the back of Smoke: "...and then we planted some hegemonies, but they just took over the whole garden" - Chelsea Flower Show panel floored by surreal lady in smock from Penge "I may have...
View ArticleMoving house
This blog is moving house. I've decided that Wordpress is a much better place to host a blog so I've imported all old posts to http://bagelmouse.wordpress.com/ and will continue to blog there in...
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Pool tables and dart boards are a must for any family recreation room and offers hours of entertainment for the entire family.
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Work Boots USA is a supply of name brand footwear offering CAT, Wolverine and Bates work boots.
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